Atlas Aficionado Gifts

A finger through the globe

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"Sign my yearbook?"

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

Treasure Island Book.

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

'Wow, talk about genius!'

'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.'

"That's our new church mascot."

Fyodor Dostoevsky

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

"You run into a window, too?"

The Suite Hereafter

"Outré or simply bad?"

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

'Look Chaucer, there goes that rotten plagiarist Shakespeare again!'

'This is the painting he was about to start when he shot himself.'

"A conundrum, rather than an outright mess, I think, Mrs Ellis..."

John Masefield.

'You're no Pollock.'

"They weren't kidding when they said a women's work is never done!"

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"