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One Fine Tuesday in Antarctica

1911 - Roald Amundsen thought he was the first man to reach the southpole.

"Oh boy, the forecast is "Freezing" today, and then "Deep Freeze" for the next two days..."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

"Damn, I forgot to pack a jumper."

"Noah, what do you think are the most dangerous animals you've brought abroad the ark?"

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

'There may be the odd penguin out here but who's ever been frightened by a penguin ?'

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

Funky Facts: USA.

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

"I'd be a lot more comfortable with a Pisces."

"Look, Gwen!...Beak warmers!"

Pilgrim to Indian: 'We'd like to buy your land. Do you take discover card?'

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

'Come on, stop playing and eat your dinner before it freezes again...'

'Why do you always bid on projects in the coldest places possible?'

'The problem with being Australian icons is that we're so easily spotted as tourists abroad...'

The Boise Chapter of the Polar Bear Club celebrates the news that it's been given 'Endangered Species' status.