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One Fine Tuesday in Antarctica

1911 - Roald Amundsen thought he was the first man to reach the southpole.

"Oh boy, the forecast is "Freezing" today, and then "Deep Freeze" for the next two days..."

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

Sport: Crisis in the Real Madrid.

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

"Damn, I forgot to pack a jumper."

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

"Noah, what do you think are the most dangerous animals you've brought abroad the ark?"

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

'Rodney! You take one more step in that direction and we're through!'

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

'There may be the odd penguin out here but who's ever been frightened by a penguin ?'

"I'd be a lot more comfortable with a Pisces."

Funky Facts: USA.

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

Flashpoint: Arctic!

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

"Look, Gwen!...Beak warmers!"

Pilgrim to Indian: 'We'd like to buy your land. Do you take discover card?'

Shirker ant.

'Come on, stop playing and eat your dinner before it freezes again...'

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

You're Bob? S orry, you researchers all look alike to me.

Actually, we penguins can fly

'Why do you always bid on projects in the coldest places possible?'

'The problem with being Australian icons is that we're so easily spotted as tourists abroad...'

The Boise Chapter of the Polar Bear Club celebrates the news that it's been given 'Endangered Species' status.