Atlas Enthusiast Gifts

'I knew him when he wanted to go down in history...'

Welcome to the Team

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

Lots of famous art may have been inspired by taxes. Jackson Pollack's "Number 5" could be a visual representation of global regulations. And perhaps Rodin's "The Thinker" is a man trying to understand those rules. Maybe Roy Lichtenstein's "Ohhh ... Alright ..." shows a woman being told to continue holding to get her tax question answered. And they there's Edvard Munch's "The Scream" ... Nothing makes you feel like that more than preparing a tax return!

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

Moon

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

You know, if you made it with a sphere, it wouldn't need a railing. Plan.

A divided world.

Macho man body building club.

No caption. (An astronomer looks through a high-powered telescope while a baby in a crib looks through a hand-held scope).

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

'It may be just a dog turd too you - but to Professor Brian Cox and me it's a little piece of stardust.' (Based on the fact that Professor Cox is fond of stating that most of the atoms that make up living things was created inside stars)

A Sculptor chiselling out 'The Invisible Man' from a block of stone.

You are everywhere.

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

"But is it..?"

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

"Gazing at stars really makes you realise the insignificance of your co-workers."

'Whoops!'

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

'Hey, look how tiny the Earth appears through this end!'

'He seems nice.'

'They're plowing you? -- how does it feel?', 'Groovy!'

"Having a fine old name really has been enough for me."