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'You go ahead. I just don't feel like drinking this afternoon ...'

Please Wait Here To be Served

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Fly Football

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Snow flake

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

Surf Casting

"The hyenas started it."

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Build a Raft

'Are we there yet?'

Butterflies

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Fish hunting for men.

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

The Food Chain

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

"Trail mix?"

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'