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Insurance co. claims department.

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

'Need I remind you who's boss here?'

"You say you’re currently holding down 3 jobs...very impressive."

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

"Keep up the good work, whatever it is, whoever you are."

"Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Barksdale, but you're scheduled to take time out to smell the roses."

You are here.

'I wouldn't worry about the retirement plan. You'd have to be out of your mind to work here that long.'

"He can give you five minutes if you can find him."

'I know...he must have taken a big shortcut on his career path.'

'Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.'

"Now that you mention it, I have to admit, the daily grind IS starting to get to me!"

"I don't know what they do with it, son. I just harvest the data."

'Buzz Off! I'm busy!'

"I'm sorry, Ms. Farkas can't see you right now. Can you come back when you're more important?"

Still Here

Bureaucratic castle

'They were two payroll cowboys riding together.'

Working from Home with Kids

'And this is where daddy goes through the motions.'

"Starting at a new agency can be overwhelming. Let me show you around."

'He is expecting you about your raise request. He will see you in a few minutes...'

'I like your ideas so much Farnsworth, that I've decided to take full credit for them.'

"Most everyone here tries to steer clear of Bob. He's got a real mercurial personality."

Glass Half Empty and Glass Half Full.

'Ms Phelps, it's a jungle out there. Must we make one in here as well?'

"We were shopping nearby, so I brought Andrew over to see you in action."

'Get me personnel!'

Lady trying to find her way round office using organisation chart.

"We think this new layout will encourage people back to the office."

"This is Raj, your guide to your desk."

"That's not what you told my screener you wanted to talk about."