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Insurance co. claims department.

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

'Need I remind you who's boss here?'

"You say you’re currently holding down 3 jobs...very impressive."

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

"Keep up the good work, whatever it is, whoever you are."

"Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Barksdale, but you're scheduled to take time out to smell the roses."

You are here.

'I wouldn't worry about the retirement plan. You'd have to be out of your mind to work here that long.'

"He can give you five minutes if you can find him."

"Now that you mention it, I have to admit, the daily grind IS starting to get to me!"

'Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.'

'I know...he must have taken a big shortcut on his career path.'

"I don't know what they do with it, son. I just harvest the data."

"Excuse me, but is this the canteen or the office?"

"I'm sorry, Ms. Farkas can't see you right now. Can you come back when you're more important?"

Still Here

'Buzz Off! I'm busy!'

"Starting at a new agency can be overwhelming. Let me show you around."

Working from Home with Kids

"Law offices designed by lawyers. Of course."

Bureaucratic castle

'He is expecting you about your raise request. He will see you in a few minutes...'

'They were two payroll cowboys riding together.'

'And this is where daddy goes through the motions.'

'I like your ideas so much Farnsworth, that I've decided to take full credit for them.'

'Get me personnel!'

Glass Half Empty and Glass Half Full.

"We were shopping nearby, so I brought Andrew over to see you in action."

"Most everyone here tries to steer clear of Bob. He's got a real mercurial personality."

'Ms Phelps, it's a jungle out there. Must we make one in here as well?'

Coffee Delivered To The Office Building.

Lady trying to find her way round office using organisation chart.

"That's not what you told my screener you wanted to talk about."

"This is Raj, your guide to your desk."