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"We're allowed to hang-up artificial windows now to make our cubicles feel more like home."

"Looks like staycations this year."

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Lumbar support animal

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

Mad about Roses!

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Barksdale, but you're scheduled to take time out to smell the roses."

'I hear they're letting you go. Your family must have paid the ransom.'

Bird Bath.

Stress

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

"I just figured she was holding all my calls. Turns out she's been running the company."

'I wouldn't worry about the retirement plan. You'd have to be out of your mind to work here that long.'

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

That very night in Frank's office a forest grew.

"I think it's important to have a hobby outside of work...mine is eating chocolate."

'I'd like to come home... if I could.'

'We get a lot more wildlife now we have a pond.'

'Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.'

"I take it you're not heartbroken to be leaving the firm!"

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

"Fielder, did you punch out?"

Grow damn you!

"How was your day?"

Cartoon Editor: No, No, No, No, No, No, Maybe.

Beer Garden Kit

"This job is gonna eat me alive."

'Sorry to leave you in the lurch but this trip is important'

'...I don't want people to get the impression that I'm so passionate about my work that I'll be taking it with me!...'

"There's corporate me and there's me, and, by God, we both know how to have fun."