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"Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?..."

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

Five doors: Push, Pull, Up High, Down Low, Too Slow.

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

You are here.

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

Free Range Employees.

Responsibility and duties

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

Whack, Out of Whack.

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

Office Park

The Corporate Rat.

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

'I wouldn't worry about the retirement plan. You'd have to be out of your mind to work here that long.'

Business-Class.

'Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.'

John couldn't help but think that his team had a different perspective on the event than he did...

'Welcome to Change Management 101. We'll start with some free falls.'

"it appears I'm being relocated"

"Let it go. You have to learn to pick your battles."

"Your Easter bonuses are hidden throughout corporate headquarters."

"I see you've come a long way, Perkins."

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'

"It's a jungle out there. You'll love it."

"You're in cubicle 1,962. If you get lost in there, I'll send a drone in to guide you."

"The new boss might seem severe, but he won't bite your head off!"

Careerist

'The small sword? That's for internships.'

"Is that you, or am I experiencing Artificial Reality?"

Jack and the Beanstalk.

Natural Cycles in the Office Environment