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Still Here

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

Lemonade Inc.

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"I'm sorry, but we're looking for someone who's more likely to be followed than following."

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

Five doors: Push, Pull, Up High, Down Low, Too Slow.

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

You are here.

Busy office.

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

Free Range Employees.

"You say you’re currently holding down 3 jobs...very impressive."

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

"On reflection i think i could have coped with just 340' feedback."

Man on beach blowing up an inflatable office.

Responsibility and duties

"Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Barksdale, but you're scheduled to take time out to smell the roses."

401K

'I owe you an apology, Greffman -- Let's keep it that way.'

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

Whack, Out of Whack.

The Corporate Rat.

Office Park

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"