Office Odyssey Enthusiast Pillows

Still Here

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

Lemonade Inc.

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

Five doors: Push, Pull, Up High, Down Low, Too Slow.

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

You are here.

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

Busy office.

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

"You say you’re currently holding down 3 jobs...very impressive."

Free Range Employees.

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

"On reflection i think i could have coped with just 340' feedback."

Responsibility and duties

401K

"Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Barksdale, but you're scheduled to take time out to smell the roses."

'I owe you an apology, Greffman -- Let's keep it that way.'

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

The Corporate Rat.

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

Whack, Out of Whack.

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

Office Park

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.