Office Oasis Creator Gifts

"We're allowed to hang-up artificial windows now to make our cubicles feel more like home."

"Looks like staycations this year."

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Lumbar support animal

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

Mad about Roses!

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Barksdale, but you're scheduled to take time out to smell the roses."

Bird Bath.

Stress

'I hear they're letting you go. Your family must have paid the ransom.'

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

'I wouldn't worry about the retirement plan. You'd have to be out of your mind to work here that long.'

"I just figured she was holding all my calls. Turns out she's been running the company."

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

That very night in Frank's office a forest grew.

'I'd like to come home... if I could.'

'We get a lot more wildlife now we have a pond.'

'Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.'

Man Looking Through Window

"I think it's important to have a hobby outside of work...mine is eating chocolate."

"I take it you're not heartbroken to be leaving the firm!"

Grow damn you!

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

"Fielder, did you punch out?"

Frustrated at the office.

"How was your day?"

"There's corporate me and there's me, and, by God, we both know how to have fun."

"This job is gonna eat me alive."

'...I don't want people to get the impression that I'm so passionate about my work that I'll be taking it with me!...'