Office Oasis Lover Gifts

"Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Barksdale, but you're scheduled to take time out to smell the roses."

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

Lemonade Inc.

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"I'm sorry, but we're looking for someone who's more likely to be followed than following."

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Busy office.

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

"On reflection i think i could have coped with just 340' feedback."

Man on beach blowing up an inflatable office.

401K

Office Park

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

'We're looking for a CEO who would be willing to take the rap.'

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile. . .'

'If he applies himself, there's no limit to what he won't be able to accomplish.'

"Jones is our go-to-thankless-job-guy!"

'This has been a test. Had this been an actual corporate takeover...'

Team Work

The Workaholics Building

"Miss Antonacci, please have a regular coffee and a cheese Danish remanded to my chambers."

"Today's meeting will be endless, with a half-hour break for lunch."

"Let it go. You have to learn to pick your battles."

"Oops! Wrong plug."

Congratulations on your promotion.

Thanks to an elaborate system of mirrors, every employee at Vecon Industries had a window view.

"Norman, leadership is about more than telling everyone to be more like you."