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Silo sweet silo

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

Mad about Roses!

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

Speed of assimilation VS New team members

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

"Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Barksdale, but you're scheduled to take time out to smell the roses."

Bird Bath.

'I hear they're letting you go. Your family must have paid the ransom.'

Stress

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

That very night in Frank's office a forest grew.

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

'I'd like to come home... if I could.'

"I think it's important to have a hobby outside of work...mine is eating chocolate."

'We get a lot more wildlife now we have a pond.'

Man Looking Through Window

"I take it you're not heartbroken to be leaving the firm!"

'I thought a camping trip would keep your mind off work. What I'd like to know is how you got your desk out here without me knowing.'

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

"Fielder, did you punch out?"

Grow damn you!

'...I don't want people to get the impression that I'm so passionate about my work that I'll be taking it with me!...'

'Harland has never been away from his Blackberry this long.'

Beer Garden Kit

'Sorry to leave you in the lurch but this trip is important'

'I'm married to my job, and now it wants a trial separation!'

"Times are challenging so all our staff have to multitask."

"There's corporate me and there's me, and, by God, we both know how to have fun."

Frustrated at the office.