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Silo sweet silo

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

Mad about Roses!

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

Speed of assimilation VS New team members

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

"Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Barksdale, but you're scheduled to take time out to smell the roses."

Bird Bath.

'I hear they're letting you go. Your family must have paid the ransom.'

Stress

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

That very night in Frank's office a forest grew.

"I think it's important to have a hobby outside of work...mine is eating chocolate."

'I'd like to come home... if I could.'

'We get a lot more wildlife now we have a pond.'

"I take it you're not heartbroken to be leaving the firm!"

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

"Fielder, did you punch out?"

'I thought a camping trip would keep your mind off work. What I'd like to know is how you got your desk out here without me knowing.'

Grow damn you!

'I'm married to my job, and now it wants a trial separation!'

'Harland has never been away from his Blackberry this long.'

"How was your day?"

"This job is gonna eat me alive."

"Times are challenging so all our staff have to multitask."

Frustrated at the office.

'Sorry to leave you in the lurch but this trip is important'

'...I don't want people to get the impression that I'm so passionate about my work that I'll be taking it with me!...'

"There's corporate me and there's me, and, by God, we both know how to have fun."