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'Just locating my desk has become the toughest part of my commute.'

'Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.'

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

The Corporate Rat.

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

'Jones, somewhere out there, we've lost our common sense. I want you to go and bring it back.'

'Sir, Ms. Selby is here for your 3:00 meeting.'

An x-ray reveals a man imprisoned in the mind of another man.

"Hey, at least you got a severance package."

Ok, now the Swedish mouse is just showing off. IKEA maze.

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

'I'd like to come home... if I could.'

"This maze hasn't been much fun since the tourists found it."

'It's an S.E.C. approved GPS system...'

"Can't find your office, doc?"

"Law offices designed by lawyers. Of course."

A psychiatrist is at the end of the maze.

'I started at the bottom, running mazes in the lab.'

Helicopter rescues mouse in maze.

'Ignore that, my pen leaked...'

'Ms Phelps, it's a jungle out there. Must we make one in here as well?'

Clown mirror

'Oh no, Mr. Know-it-all isn't going to stop and ask for directions! Admit it - we're lost.'

Mondays...

Well, look who's here.

"This is Raj, your guide to your desk."

'Police? I'm being stalked.'

If you get lost, remember that there's a Starbucks on every corner.

Jeff goes through a breakup with a multiple personality patient.

The Piranesi Mall

"You know, ever since I've started working here, I've had this craving for cheese."

Ludwig Wittgenstein