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'Just locating my desk has become the toughest part of my commute.'

'Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.'

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

The Corporate Rat.

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

'Jones, somewhere out there, we've lost our common sense. I want you to go and bring it back.'

'I'd like to come home... if I could.'

An x-ray reveals a man imprisoned in the mind of another man.

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

'Sir, Ms. Selby is here for your 3:00 meeting.'

"Hey, at least you got a severance package."

'It's an S.E.C. approved GPS system...'

A psychiatrist is at the end of the maze.

'I started at the bottom, running mazes in the lab.'

"Can't find your office, doc?"

'Ignore that, my pen leaked...'

Clown mirror

'Ms Phelps, it's a jungle out there. Must we make one in here as well?'

'Oh no, Mr. Know-it-all isn't going to stop and ask for directions! Admit it - we're lost.'

Mondays...

Well, look who's here.

"This is Raj, your guide to your desk."

'Police? I'm being stalked.'

Ludwig Wittgenstein

The Piranesi Mall

Cowpat Man.

Jeff goes through a breakup with a multiple personality patient.

"You know, ever since I've started working here, I've had this craving for cheese."

Insurance co. claims department.