Corporate Maze Explorer T-Shirts

"We have numerous cubicles, but GPS is provided."

'Ever feel like you've walked into a corporate lion's den?'

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

Above reproach.

That very night in Frank's office a forest grew.

"We're all well aware of the madness, Phipps...where's the method?"

'Jones, somewhere out there, we've lost our common sense. I want you to go and bring it back.'

"Ed Pierce is here to see you sir, and remember, it's unprofessional to roll your eyes."

'I'd like to come home... if I could.'

'We can't fire Wembley... it's now a Protected Habitat!'

An x-ray reveals a man imprisoned in the mind of another man.

'We're like one big family tree... that's why everyone is in therapy.'

'Sir, Ms. Selby is here for your 3:00 meeting.'

'Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.'

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

"Hey, at least you got a severance package."

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

'Welcome to Change Management 101. We'll start with some free falls.'

"Miss. Wilcox, get me the coast."

"It's a jungle out there. You'll love it."

"Don't be afraid – it's just your office,"

"As you know we've made a lot of acquisitions lately, and the last one we made seems to have resulted in us buying ourselves."

'It's an S.E.C. approved GPS system...'

"Can't find your office, doc?"

'I started at the bottom, running mazes in the lab.'

A psychiatrist is at the end of the maze.

'Ignore that, my pen leaked...'

CIA, 'Chief, I've got a lead on Victoria's Secret!'

'Oh no, Mr. Know-it-all isn't going to stop and ask for directions! Admit it - we're lost.'