Corporate Maze Explorer T-Shirts

"We have numerous cubicles, but GPS is provided."

'Ever feel like you've walked into a corporate lion's den?'

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

"We're all well aware of the madness, Phipps...where's the method?"

'Jones, somewhere out there, we've lost our common sense. I want you to go and bring it back.'

Above reproach.

That very night in Frank's office a forest grew.

"Ed Pierce is here to see you sir, and remember, it's unprofessional to roll your eyes."

An x-ray reveals a man imprisoned in the mind of another man.

'Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.'

'We can't fire Wembley... it's now a Protected Habitat!'

'Sir, Ms. Selby is here for your 3:00 meeting.'

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

'We're like one big family tree... that's why everyone is in therapy.'

'I'd like to come home... if I could.'

"Hey, at least you got a severance package."

Ok, now the Swedish mouse is just showing off. IKEA maze.

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

'Welcome to Change Management 101. We'll start with some free falls.'

"It's a jungle out there. You'll love it."

"Miss. Wilcox, get me the coast."

"This maze hasn't been much fun since the tourists found it."

"Don't be afraid – it's just your office,"

"As you know we've made a lot of acquisitions lately, and the last one we made seems to have resulted in us buying ourselves."

'It's an S.E.C. approved GPS system...'

A psychiatrist is at the end of the maze.

"Can't find your office, doc?"

'I started at the bottom, running mazes in the lab.'

Helicopter rescues mouse in maze.

'Ignore that, my pen leaked...'

CIA, 'Chief, I've got a lead on Victoria's Secret!'