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"Well, the brochure did say all the rooms come with a sea view."

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"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

'Jones, somewhere out there, we've lost our common sense. I want you to go and bring it back.'

'I'd like to come home... if I could.'

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

An x-ray reveals a man imprisoned in the mind of another man.

"Hey, at least you got a severance package."

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

'Today, emerging market funds rose on news the American dream is alive and well in Thailand, Singapore, China. . .'

"I can highly recommend the peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich, served with a chilled glass of milk."

"This maze hasn't been much fun since the tourists found it."

Exchange Fund

"Ooh look, the high street's evolved to survive!"

New diet. Look. 1,000,000 visitor. Buy. EOA. Survey. Tired of . Eye test for internet users.

"Admittedly, it is a bit of a 'fixer upper'."

Investor walks tightrope graph balancing risk and reward.

'Ignore that, my pen leaked...'

'Don't rush me. I'm adding up the calories!'

Man on street selling 'Business Ethics ... $500'.

'Oh no, Mr. Know-it-all isn't going to stop and ask for directions! Admit it - we're lost.'

Well, look who's here.

'What makes you think they're modern fakes?'

The Piranesi Mall

"My marriage is like a walk in the park. Jurassic is a park, right?"

Jeff goes through a breakup with a multiple personality patient.

"You know, ever since I've started working here, I've had this craving for cheese."

Ludwig Wittgenstein

'You just give me a big tip, Madam.'

"People take it more seriously than 'Please don't pinch the peaches'."

Money maze.

'Made in Australia?'

"I'm eating for two-for me and the me who is on a diet."