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At the market

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

Unusual Offers

The United States' economy deflating.

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

Little Tiny Push-Carts

Produce Market. Lots of things are going on with the produce. The tomatoes, as usual, are having a fruit or veggie identity crisis. Though it makes no sense, the apples and oranges are constantly comparing themselves to one another. The plums are happy. Any assignment or position that comes their way is always the best. That potatoes want couches, of course. And the bananas think they should run the market government. Sure, a banana republic!

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

Have you seen my money?

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

An August Bank-Holiday in the East End.

Mummy Tourists

'You're experienced with blood stains I trust?' (Smarthy ACME Carpet Cleaners)

Assets On Hand/Familiarity With Landscape

" ... and markets closed lower today on news that markets would close lower today."

"Dow-Jones Index...Dow-Jones Index..."

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

Sweet Smell of Success $10.

'I can understand Heisenberg's equation and Schrodinger's equation for quantum mechanics but I cannot understand derivative trading.'

"Spirit! Are you a chatbot?"

Jack and the Beanie stock.

Caveman to business partner selling rocks: 'Maybe we should diversify into sticks.'

"Yes, Ma'am, our fish is flown in fresh every day!"

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

Plane Yogurt.