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'It's 10:00pm - do you know where your stock broker is hiding?'

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

Twenty-first century baby walker

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

Wall Street Couch

The Department of Mystery - No one really knows who we are or what we do, including us.

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

Why markets crash.

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

Channelling on the Cheap

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

Jumping Wall Street.

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

"Maybe our beloved founder is trying to tell us something."

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

"In closing, I would like to remind the jury that he says he didn't do it."

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

'Turns out it was J K Rowling, in the drawing room, with a laptop.'

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'