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Mitt Romney in the Caribic.

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"If it's all the same to you, I'd like my allowance in bitcoins."

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

'If nobody has any money, where did it all go?'

"I'm afraid we're going to have to remove your appendix."

Mummy Tourists

Exchange Fund

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

'You're experienced with blood stains I trust?' (Smarthy ACME Carpet Cleaners)

Core Business.

'Unfortunately, this, here, is still a mystery.'

"Spirit! Are you a chatbot?"

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

Myths and Other Urban Legends

What's 'Bitcoin'?

"Scientists believe the mysterious asteroid, known as 'Oumaumau', may be a space probe, a discarded solar sail or a huge alien turd."

'Whoever said 'We have nothing to fear but fear itself' ought to have a look at my credit card bill.'

Cat scratch fever

The Panama Hat Trick

Easter Island moai shake hands below the surface.

"...To sum up, then, everything is illusory - Do you guys have any questions?"

The History of GM Food

fortune teller and credit card.

'We may have found the guy who invented dynamite.'

"It was buried only last month, but we couldn't wait."

"What do you mean, 'money isn't everything'?

Stealth Taxman

Self Service Loan

"Fore!"