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"I'm afraid I'm just not up on this new math ... "

Barks in code.

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

Murder in Apartment 6-K

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

'Maths is fun!'

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

'Time machine materialises in Westminster Lord Lucan arrested'

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

"So that's where all the socks ended up!"

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

"I'm sorry, JB, we still haven't worked out how we did it."

Aliens From Outer Space Come in Many Shapes

Everything You Wanted to Know About Stats ...

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."