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When fuzzy math's happens to sharp accountants

"They were apparently more advanced than we thought."

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

"I know it may be wrong, but it's how I feel."

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

'Maths is fun!'

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

'190 divided by two...'

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

Graduation Speech.

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective.

"When the teacher explained negative numbers, I suddenly understood how politicians 'deficit spend'."

"That was Copernicus on the phone – he says you're NOT the centre of the universe!"

'If 'x' is unknown, why should I rock the boat?'

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'