Math Puzzle Enthusiast T-Shirts

'I plan on becoming an auto mechanic when I grow up. Would you settle for an estimate?'

"X is unknown? -- Even to somebody with all your education?"

'I sense that a hand is raised, yet I must not turn around.'

'If two negatives make a positive, how come two wrongs don't make a right?'

'No, 4 plus 4 isn't 7 Central Time.'

'This is the technical support. To become connected to a service agent, please press the root of 576081, divided by three, times one point seven, mins 429.1.'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Can You Spot the Differences?

Thinking Gears

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

US v.s. Tech Giants

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

"If you'd like to take a seat."

Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Stress Busters - Doodle Maze - Leopards

"You complete me."

Human Recources Management

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

'Scientists say that crosswords activate brain...'

Switch on brain

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"

"Man, these closed book exams suck! Who could possibly remember all this crap?"

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.