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If/Then

"If you'd like to take a seat."

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

'Simply put.'

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

Professor of Fuzzy Logic.

"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

Yeah, well, I only failed my logic exam because I'm a Pisces and my professor's a Leo.

With Aristotle, it's either true or false -- He hates it when you say "whatever."

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist, George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

I tell you Walter, I buried that walnut last year within this area.

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie

A rose is a rose is a rose

"Actually, that old axiom was based on faulty mathematics! I discovered that when you correct this ration, two wrongs DO make a right!"

"Good heavens, Holmes! How did you deduce that I had recently lost my reading glasses?"

Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg!

"Leibniz, Boole and Gödel worked with logic. I work with logic. I am Leibniz, Boole and Gödel."

Robot doing a Binary Puzzle

'No, 4 plus 4 isn't 7 Central Time.'

This Rubik's Cube is no match for my towering intellect... - 'Green face is complete. You the man, Peeler!' - 'It's okay to take a break, Peel.' - 'Leave me alone! Green face is complete. You the man, Peeler.' -

"The thing with Sudoku is I can never find the right words to fit."

Quiz 2 + 2 = 2 + 2 This is a mathematics professor and my attorney. They'll explain why my answer is technically and legally correct.

If you don't help me find happiness, you haven

I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University. Seriously? Nobody's going to go to a psychologist who's got a diploma from some random online college. And psychologists have to have a whole arsenal of treatments. They can't just use reverse psychology for everything. So what you're reverse-saying is, I'll be sought-after and highly effective. No that's ... ok, yes, that's exactly what I'm saying.

"Are you telling me that just because something is against the law, that makes it illegal?"

Flowcharts.

'Not guilty by reason of millions of years of evolutionary selection for aggressive behavior, Your Honor.'

'Face it - anecdotal evidence just doesn't carry any weight in math.'