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Accountant to job seeker: 'Any skills besides being good at Sudoku?'

Can You Spot the Differences?

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

'Simply put.'

"If you'd like to take a seat."

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

'Scientists say that crosswords activate brain...'

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist, George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

I tell you Walter, I buried that walnut last year within this area.

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie

A rose is a rose is a rose

"Good heavens, Holmes! How did you deduce that I had recently lost my reading glasses?"

Robot doing a Binary Puzzle

'No, 4 plus 4 isn't 7 Central Time.'

"The thing with Sudoku is I can never find the right words to fit."

"Are you telling me that just because something is against the law, that makes it illegal?"

Flowcharts.

'Face it - anecdotal evidence just doesn't carry any weight in math.'

'Think about it: If you eat me now, you won't get an egg every day...'

"I'm trying to connect the dots, but I don't have any dots."

'Wouldn't a color-coded chart have worked better?'

"Sod U OK!?"

Has A Hole In It Venn Diagram

"Okay, if I can't use my last wish to wish for another three wishes, can I wish that I find another magic lamp?"