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Accountant to job seeker: 'Any skills besides being good at Sudoku?'

Can You Spot the Differences?

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

'Simply put.'

"If you'd like to take a seat."

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

'Scientists say that crosswords activate brain...'

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"

Yeah, well, I only failed my logic exam because I'm a Pisces and my professor's a Leo.

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist, George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

I tell you Walter, I buried that walnut last year within this area.

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie

A rose is a rose is a rose

"Good heavens, Holmes! How did you deduce that I had recently lost my reading glasses?"

If you don't help me find happiness, you haven

This Rubik's Cube is no match for my towering intellect... - 'Green face is complete. You the man, Peeler!' - 'It's okay to take a break, Peel.' - 'Leave me alone! Green face is complete. You the man, Peeler.' -

"The thing with Sudoku is I can never find the right words to fit."

Robot doing a Binary Puzzle

Quiz 2 + 2 = 2 + 2 This is a mathematics professor and my attorney. They'll explain why my answer is technically and legally correct.

'No, 4 plus 4 isn't 7 Central Time.'

I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University. Seriously? Nobody's going to go to a psychologist who's got a diploma from some random online college. And psychologists have to have a whole arsenal of treatments. They can't just use reverse psychology for everything. So what you're reverse-saying is, I'll be sought-after and highly effective. No that's ... ok, yes, that's exactly what I'm saying.

"Are you telling me that just because something is against the law, that makes it illegal?"

Flowcharts.

'Face it - anecdotal evidence just doesn't carry any weight in math.'

"Sod U OK!?"

Math Class Rm. 200. I don't get it --- Algebra was invented thousands of years ago and "x" is still unknown!

"I'm trying to connect the dots, but I don't have any dots."

'Wouldn't a color-coded chart have worked better?'

'Think about it: If you eat me now, you won't get an egg every day...'

"Okay, if I can't use my last wish to wish for another three wishes, can I wish that I find another magic lamp?"