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"Are you telling me that just because something is against the law, that makes it illegal?"

Chicken and egg in a waiting room: 'Who was first?'

Flowcharts.

'He comes up with a solution to every problem... It's always practical, workable and wrong.'

If/Then

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

"All dogs have four legs. All tables have four legs. All dogs are tables."

Boole Orders Lunch: 'No,no,yes,no,no,no...'

'Come on Darling: Surely, you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut...'

"Well, let's stop arguing - we're both here now."

High IQ Club/Lateral Thinkers Entrance.

Fuzzy Wuzzy Logic.

'Help me test my arguing skills, Kate...tell me something think is absolutely true....Too late, under the spin ninja rules on combat, I won when you paused to think.'

"Can a page with writing on it really be a blank page?"

'The Grim Reasoner'

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

'I know one never knows, but I don't know how one knows that.'

'Simply put.'

'Well, now, let's just shine the light of common sense and linear thinking on this little computer problem of yours, shall we?' 'I'm not THAT desperate yet.'

A rose is a rose is a rose

'Face it - anecdotal evidence just doesn't carry any weight in math.'

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie

'Which is closer to us, the moon or Iowa?'

"I've got a legal opinion that says your legal opinion is nothing more than a legal opinion."

Stop Pay Toll

Yeah, well, I only failed my logic exam because I'm a Pisces and my professor's a Leo.

"My dad doesn't fight fair."

"No way! I can't solve this problem!"

Robot doing a Binary Puzzle

"The thing with Sudoku is I can never find the right words to fit."

"My specialty is tangled webs."

"So based on the alignment of the three planets closest to the sun, and the angle of descent of the great pyramid, together with all my experience...says that the correct answer to 'two plus two' is five."

"I see no logic in the servant of an all-knowing, all-powerful deity requiring funds to do his bidding."

"I'm dropping this old silver dollar into this glass of acid."

"What's the furthest away, America or the moon..?"CartoonStock Upload