Puzzle Solver Enthusiast T-Shirts

Mr. Egghead and Son

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Thinking Gears

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

The Map of the human brain

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

Light Bulb Moment

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

'You know too much!'

Eureka!

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

'He's not supposed to go out.'

Wordplay: Gastropod.

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed