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"The research proves tall rats are more confident than short rats. At least I think it does. I've never been good at this."

'You look like you have a lot on your mind, Jim!'

"Genetic engineering got us into this mess, and genetic engineering will get us out of it."

'I admire your optimism, but you really should diversify.'

'Good Heavens, you're right - money IS everything!'

All-way stops.

'I'm sure there's a lesson here somewhere, but I don't know what it is. Oh well...let's go up to that cool light.'

'Look on the bright side. With only one cell, how much can go wrong?'

'For cryin' out loud, would it bankrupt us to buy a new remote?!'

'My bike was making a strange noise, so I took it apart to fix it. I should've thought ahead, because I have no idea how to put it back together.'

Great Moments in Chess

"If this thing's so easy to assemble, why is there a hotline to the Army Corp of Engineers?"

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

'Think' Sign (nail facing wrong way)

'Still looking for that Tax Loophole.'

"Okay, you're right! It's impossible to repack sardines!"

"Pete Slosson, Labyrinth Cleaning Supplies. First let me say, you are one hard to find man."

"Can you see the crook?"

A Padlock and a Pet Key.

Dog looks in mirror and thinks: 'I'm Anastasia'

"You want the genie...I'm the genius of the lamp."

Unsupervised on Holiday

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

'Are you sure this is just a mirage we're crawling through?'

Finally, I found a good use for that leak.

'If you think God moves in mysterious ways, you should see long division.'

"Don't be too cocky, it's really not that hard to outsmart a chicken: The true test is to outsmart another fox..."

"What do you think we will find in there?" "I'm not sure, but we better prepare..." Creeeak

'But I won't let it change me.'

'Houdini's first escape'

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

Sign falling from wall reading 'Think fast!'

"I'm sorry I ever questioned the value of Tetris."

Alien embryo growing in earth.

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