Puzzle Solving T-Shirts

"Escher! Get your ass up here."

The Grand Scheme.

'Are you thinking what I'm thinking?'

Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.

M. C. Escher's Gerbils

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

'Do you always have to shout? Well? Do you? Huh?'

Pyrrhic Victory

'Graphite... For a while now.'

'Having conducted a comprehensive analysis of dozen of subsets of data from a wide range of sources we've confirmed that the likely answer is 36...now we just need to identify the question.'

Mouse guide through cubicles.

Math Department: Subtract two knocks from three to enter.

Dot to Dot

Fig 1. Fig 2. Fig Newton.

Standing on sheets of paper.

Mental gymnasts preparing for a long day.

'Anyway it will do as a temporary structure.'

'Future generations will wonder how we built the blasted things.'

'Sokorov' and 'Moborov' building towers with chess pieces.

"I can't find the key. . ."

The easiest of kids' observational games.

"One crime on this island and everyone's a suspect!"

"Another round of iced teas, and would you please find a placemat that will actually challenge our gifted son."

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

Shih Tzu Giving a Shiitake Shiatsu

Trying to hold on to the question.

The grand scheme

'I'll be glad when you get you replacement glasses.'

Garden Sudoku

White Collar Crime.

'I always get lost in this mall.'

Burglar Moving Co.

We're looking for something with a more open floor plan.

Hey, Ernie, what's a nine-letter word describing somebody who discounts their blessings? Thankrupt.

"This connect the dots is taking FOREVER!"