Solving Puzzles T-Shirts

'The hair-raising twists and turns, the mystery, numbing assault on the mind...THAT'S why I love tax law!'

'A free plastic toy, cornflakes scattered around the victim... Yep, it looks like our cereal killer alright!'

'Any thoughts on cause of death guv?'

'But if you need someone for the intangibles...'

The National Association of Conspiracy Theorists will meet here tonight at 7:00...or will they?

Jigsaw puzzle.

'Venom is your solution to EVERYTHING!'

Detective follows footprints leading to a pair of shoes.

Way In, Way Out, No Way Out.

'I'm sure it was number 3 because he was pretty tall.'

Detective.

'Hold it! This cadaver has a footnote.'

'We checked the entire apartment and there's no sign of this 'Rapunzel' lady... Although we did find a suspicious hair. Want me to have forensics check to see if it's a match?'

"Two coffees Miss Jones, one with sodium pentathol."

'Get out the talk-show set, this guy's tough!'

Agatha Christie

'Testing, testing... Any better' 'Are you sure he's not wired'

Identity theft lineup.

Mind if I come in and have a look around? I have a warrant. Never date the guy investigating your husband's mysterious disappearance.

"You know, it would be a lot easier to find my glasses if I had my glasses on!"

"Two different guys stole my identity, and they're suing each other to see who keeps it."

"Did you like that mystery book?"

"Watson, come quick. I've found something!"

"Yeah...it's grass alright! Just as I suspected!"

Bureau of Missing Persons - Who's Where

"Do any of these eyes look like the ones spying on you behind an old mansion painting?"

Inspector Morse on the case

"He's taken responsibility for all the missing socks from the last 50 years."

Time-Space Convergence Ahead

"Shot between the eyes, but just before he died he spelled out the name of the killer with his soup."

"Have someone in accounting do a cash flow statement, a basic EPS, and finish this Sudoku for me."

"Life is a struggle for the Pictographically Challenged."

"He was talked to death."

"You got to hand it to Bloody Eddy—it's the last place in the world you'd think of as a hide-out."

'Are you the gentleman who called the police?'