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Gretchen encounters the mother of all SAT questions.

"What do you mean you can't figure it out? It's not rocket science! Oh, wait..."

The addition is easy - but I tend to be nonverbal, and the apples throw me.

"All I'm saying is that there are so many problems in the world and you've just added to the list with another one."

'I know a lot of numbers, but not in order.'

2+2=CAT, 'Now, Jeffrey - stay on message.'

"You haven't quite got the idea of pi have you Jones."

"Today's test question: If Joe Jones accumulates $16,000 student loan debt in college, then gets a job earning $30,000 a ywar, in how many years would he pay off his loan debt?"

"Something just didn't add up."

"Just when you think you've got it all figured out, they hit you with algebra."

G.P.S for Poor Math Students

"Counsel has advised that I not answer this specific line of inquiry."

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

The Map of the human brain

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Eureka!

'You know too much!'

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

Some card-game puns