Puzzle Solvers Prints

"The research proves tall rats are more confident than short rats. At least I think it does. I've never been good at this."

'You look like you have a lot on your mind, Jim!'

"Genetic engineering got us into this mess, and genetic engineering will get us out of it."

'I admire your optimism, but you really should diversify.'

'Good Heavens, you're right - money IS everything!'

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

All-way stops.

'Yes, folks, the victim was a bolt. Now, I'm afraid, he's a deadbolt.'

"If this thing's so easy to assemble, why is there a hotline to the Army Corp of Engineers?"

'Look on the bright side. With only one cell, how much can go wrong?'

Ether Island

'I'm sure there's a lesson here somewhere, but I don't know what it is. Oh well...let's go up to that cool light.'

'For cryin' out loud, would it bankrupt us to buy a new remote?!'

Great Moments in Chess

'My bike was making a strange noise, so I took it apart to fix it. I should've thought ahead, because I have no idea how to put it back together.'

'Still looking for that Tax Loophole.'

"Pete Slosson, Labyrinth Cleaning Supplies. First let me say, you are one hard to find man."

Unsupervised on Holiday

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

"Okay, you're right! It's impossible to repack sardines!"

"Can you see the crook?"

A Padlock and a Pet Key.

Dog looks in mirror and thinks: 'I'm Anastasia'

'Think' Sign (nail facing wrong way)

'If you think God moves in mysterious ways, you should see long division.'

Finally, I found a good use for that leak.

'Are you sure this is just a mirage we're crawling through?'

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

"You want the genie...I'm the genius of the lamp."

"No, it's still not Tuesday."

Missing

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

"I said you should get a remora, not a fedora!"

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"Exscuse me, but I think I'm in the wrong shaped hole."