Mathematical Mysteries Explorers T-Shirts

'If you think God moves in mysterious ways, you should see long division.'

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Quantum Psychic

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

Geeky looking guy looks at incomprehensible mathematical problem: 'And this equation proves beyond doubt that I have wasted my life.'

'Your future looks charming.'

Everything You Wanted to Know About Stats ...

"Aha. . . the Sphinxter!"

'You're experienced with blood stains I trust?' (Smarthy ACME Carpet Cleaners)

Mummy Tourists

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

"Spirit! Are you a chatbot?"

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

'If you promise to never try to openthe locked attic door, the owner will take $20,000 off!'

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

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Myths and Other Urban Legends

"Who's there?"

'It's not an accounting breakthrough, Sam. It's wrong.'

'Miss Soule, I'm curious. How many numbers were there when you were my age?'

"...To sum up, then, everything is illusory - Do you guys have any questions?"

"I should have paid more attention in math class."

Eggs That Were Anagarms In Past Lives -'Unscramble Me'.

"They were apparently more advanced than we thought."

Cat scratch fever

'Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them.'

Easter Island moai shake hands below the surface.

'We may have found the guy who invented dynamite.'

"It was buried only last month, but we couldn't wait."

When fuzzy math's happens to sharp accountants

"It needs more science and less fiction."

Calculator Jokes