Mathematical Mysteries Explorers Gifts

'If you think God moves in mysterious ways, you should see long division.'

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Quantum Psychic

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

Geeky looking guy looks at incomprehensible mathematical problem: 'And this equation proves beyond doubt that I have wasted my life.'

Everything You Wanted to Know About Stats ...

'Your future looks charming.'

"Aha. . . the Sphinxter!"

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

Mummy Tourists

'You're experienced with blood stains I trust?' (Smarthy ACME Carpet Cleaners)

"Spirit! Are you a chatbot?"

"Who's there?"

Myths and Other Urban Legends

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

'If you promise to never try to openthe locked attic door, the owner will take $20,000 off!'

"Scientists believe the mysterious asteroid, known as 'Oumaumau', may be a space probe, a discarded solar sail or a huge alien turd."

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

Wiccapedia.

'It's not an accounting breakthrough, Sam. It's wrong.'

"...To sum up, then, everything is illusory - Do you guys have any questions?"

Eggs That Were Anagarms In Past Lives -'Unscramble Me'.

'Miss Soule, I'm curious. How many numbers were there when you were my age?'

'Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them.'

Cat scratch fever

"I should have paid more attention in math class."

"They were apparently more advanced than we thought."

Easter Island moai shake hands below the surface.

'We may have found the guy who invented dynamite.'

"It was buried only last month, but we couldn't wait."

When fuzzy math's happens to sharp accountants

"It needs more science and less fiction."