Market Mysteries Explorer Mugs

Exchange Fund

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

At the market

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

Unusual Offers

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

The United States' economy deflating.

Little Tiny Push-Carts

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

Have you seen my money?

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

An August Bank-Holiday in the East End.

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

'You're experienced with blood stains I trust?' (Smarthy ACME Carpet Cleaners)

Assets On Hand/Familiarity With Landscape

"Dow-Jones Index...Dow-Jones Index..."

Mummy Tourists

'I can understand Heisenberg's equation and Schrodinger's equation for quantum mechanics but I cannot understand derivative trading.'

Sweet Smell of Success $10.

"Spirit! Are you a chatbot?"

Jack and the Beanie stock.

Caveman to business partner selling rocks: 'Maybe we should diversify into sticks.'

"Yes, Ma'am, our fish is flown in fresh every day!"

Plane Yogurt.

'With our pioneering spirit we are going to break into some great new markets.'