Office Explorer T-Shirts

Lady trying to find her way round office using organisation chart.

"Keep up the good work, whatever it is, whoever you are."

"I don't know what they do with it, son. I just harvest the data."

'Buzz Off! I'm busy!'

'You are here' backwards in a mirror.

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

"My first day was unusual. There was no one there to show me around so I had to just poke around and familiarise myself with the place."

"This work experience thing has been a real insight into life after school…I've been made redundant."

"Perhaps we should team up. You'll find your cheese, and maybe I'll find my cubicle."

"Starting at a new agency can be overwhelming. Let me show you around."

Farmer's Office Cubicle

'Financial Jungle.'

'I'm at the water cooler, let me move to the coffee machine, no the fax machines...'

Skipping lunch and walking around let me lose 10 pounds and find out what people do around here.

No Pants

Ordnance Survey Offices.

'And this is where daddy goes through the motions.'

The Great Cubicle of China.

"We were shopping nearby, so I brought Andrew over to see you in action."

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

Digital Fomo!

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"