Aisle Hunter Pillows

"I'd like an aisle seat, please."

'Thank-you God.'

Bad for you but to die for

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"There's more inside."

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Island of Lost Guys.

"Phew, that was close."

Cometh the Cow!

The Desert Island Package

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

Vacation Mobile

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

Desert Island Dating.

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

"Some good predictive analytics software would have really helped us avoid this mess..."

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

"Let's just get through this first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

"Friday, YOU were my Secret Santa?"

"Thank goodness I invested in long term bonds!"

"Keep in mind that it was put there by the sharks."

'Look at the bright side. Think of our mutual funds going up, up, up!'

Man looks worried, as his fellow castaway reads book: 'Cannibalism for Dummies'.

"Houston - we are landing in the crater now. . . on first viewing, this planet looks uninhabited. . ."

'Look on the bright side - Our investments with Bernie Madoff must REALLY be paying off by now!'

"Sorry I've called last orders"

Jim Evans - Father, husband and darn good eatin'.

Curiosity discovers life on Mars

Reality TV

"There was this thing in the sky, and they shot me with this dart, and I couldn't move, and they did some experiments and then they left! I swear!!"