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Space Trash

Space Highway: Worm Hole to Alpha Centauri, Next Right.

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

Parking meter on the moon.

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

Rocket.

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

"You are here"

It says, 'Billions of Babies on Board.'

"Last Year we went to Peoria."

'Astronomy I, Astronomy II, Astronomy III'

"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"

"Are we there yet?"

'You do have catastrophic insurance, but it only applies in case of invasion from outer space.'

Goose checking his GPS.

Desert Planet