Cosmic Claim Navigator Gifts

"If you look carefully you'll see that all claims are invalid except on alternate Tuesdays in June and when Venus is in alignment with Mars."

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

"You are here"

'Astronomy I, Astronomy II, Astronomy III'

Wormholes: Portals To Other Universes.

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

"Has our apologist been alerted?"

"Isn't Mars over that way?"

"There's no need to howl at every moon we pass by."

"Slow down Mormph!....and for Zog's sake, eyes straight, hands at and 2 and for the love Zog...stay away from the sun!"

While playing fetch, Beasle inadvertently set back interplanetary relations for millennia.

SOE (South Of Earth)

Surfing alien.

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

Space travel

Curiosity has landed on Mars.