Cosmic Claim Navigator T-Shirts

"If you look carefully you'll see that all claims are invalid except on alternate Tuesdays in June and when Venus is in alignment with Mars."

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

You're gonna have to put that thing in "UFO mode."

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

"You are here"

'Astronomy I, Astronomy II, Astronomy III'

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

Wormholes: Portals To Other Universes.

"Isn't Mars over that way?"

Curiosity has landed on Mars.

"There's no need to howl at every moon we pass by."

It seems like only billionaires are going into the space rocket business. It's because there's no such thing as a free launch.

While playing fetch, Beasle inadvertently set back interplanetary relations for millennia.

Surfing alien.

"Slow down Mormph!....and for Zog's sake, eyes straight, hands at and 2 and for the love Zog...stay away from the sun!"

Space travel

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

"How may I be of service?"

"Has our apologist been alerted?"

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."