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Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

'The growing disparity of income is a tribute to our acumen.'

"Life isn't fair, and that's what makes it fun."

'It's nice but will it be a hedge against inflation.'

Trumped

"How come they remember every word of any pop song but not a single line of poetry?"

The rich, the poor and the terrorist...

The Poor Man Donating Love to the Rich

"Is this it? Are we going to spend the rest of our lives flailing around in the growing gap between rich and poor?"

"No one has actually ever tried it before...so apparently you CAN take it with you!"

'How rich is too rich?'

"Sometimes it's good to just pause and reflect on how obscenely rich we are."

"I'm glad you boys let me come along with you...it's nice to see how you kids live life! I mean, with youth on your side, I'm sure you live every moment to the fullest!"

'It's always so sad when they repossess.'

'Jeeves...Jeeves...'

"All of a sudden, everyone seems younger than I am."

"Personally I don't think our salaries are too high - I see them as legitimate compensation for the emotional trauma we suffer due to the public's disdain for our high salaries."

"You have nothing to complain about....your side is growing too!"

An opinion, An opinion with a lot of money on top,

Bachelors talking about fashionable life versus marriage

Never Trust Anyone Under Thirty

"Social distancing? That's avoiding the poor people isn't it?"

Filibuster.

Banking

"You reach an age where you start to question what you're DOING with your life...."

'Is it a sin to take Bill Gates' name in vain?'

"We didn't have these cushy escalators when I was a calf. No siree. We had to jump. And I still have the scars to prove it. Wanna see 'em?"

"The best thing about getting old is YouTube wasn't around when we did really stupid stuff."

"...There was no such thing as ordering it through the interwebs, or whatever the heck you call it."

"Did you know that people with four-year degrees earn twice as much as people with high school degrees?"

Greed

"Researchers say I'm not happier for being richer, but do you know how much researchers make?"

I miss the old days...when we worried about the deficit.

"Answer your question? You mean in real time?"

"Hastings- get rid of my lavish life style."