Wealth Distributor T-Shirts

'Actually, the idea is that you redistribute the wealth to OTHER people.'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

"Nothing serious - just some twenties stuck in your crankshaft."

"I had a low birth weight but a high birthright."

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

'Money isn't making you happy? Okay, I'll raise my rate, and we'll see how that works for you.'

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

Long and Short term investments.

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

'Our short-term solution is money. Our long-term solution is more money.'

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"It's all about you, isn't it?"

'I used to collect nuts, but now I play the market.'