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"I got it this far - don't stop me now."

'Sorry to be the one to tell you, Skidmore, but that 10 million dollar bonus we paid you last month was a computer error. We'll expect you back at work on the loading dock early monday morning.'

'Say what you like about Capitalism, it makes the gravy train run on time.'

"He has more money than he knows what to do with. He's not rich, just stupid."

"Never mind your astrological sign, what's your net worth?"

"To celebrate millionaries, I propose we change 'Labor Day' to 'Bankers Too Big To Fail Day'!"

'You're not in the top 1% now, pal. You're in the bottom 50%.'

The currency of love - Size is everything.

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

'Harold's grandfather was one of the inventors of the hula-hoop.'

'First, they want us to pay our fair share of taxes, then they threaten to mess with mortgage deductions! Galloping socialism is what it is!'

Girls just want to have funds.

'The rich are very different from me and you, my friend.'

What's that for? To open my swiss bank account.

'Amy, cancel all my appointments. I have enough money.'

'Well £60 million is LESS than I'm used to...but now that we've agreed my bonus, what working capital will the Bank have?'

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"He's a billionaire worth several thousand dollars."

"Call me old-fashioned, but I felt much more at home with the Forsytes than I do with the Louds."

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"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"It's time to retire the word 'profit'."

Money Bar.

"The Gross National Product and the Gross Domestic Product are doing okay. It's the Gross Domestic Mojo that's going down the toilet."

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

Greed.

"Now that's how to declare a dividend!"

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

National Living Wage from April 1st.