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'We're with you half way, sir. We'll return our government bailout if we can keep our executive bonuses.'

Yacht Club: Valet Parking $25,000.

'It's tax avoidance crackdown avoidance.'

'I profit, therefore I am.'

Just because most of us come from investment banks doesn't make us bad...

'Some like-minded, rude, vindictive, scoundrel stole my identity!'

' Of course I didn't just marry you for your money dear.There was also your house in France,the Rolls Royce,your mother's diamonds...'

Yes, there was the age difference, but somehow he always managed to push the right buttons.

"It was my wife who made me the millionaire I am today. Mind you, I was a billionaire before I married her!"

Bank's business profile...

"People say I have no talent, but I do - I'm frightfully good at inheriting money."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"Yes, I AM laughing my way to the bank. How did you guess?"

Jeff Bezos

'A penny? What the devil's THAT?'

Mark Zuckerberg

"No way am I less elitist than you. That is such nonsense!"

"Hi, Ted. Love your latest salary."

'Which one suits me - the John D. Rockefeller or the Andrew Carnegie?'

"I paid ten million. It's a live portrait of digital currency."

'It's nice to give something back to the community.'

'My only regret was that I wasn't more of a capitalist pig in my youth.'

'I never dreamed that making millions of dollars would be so much fun.'

'He used to be into Buddha like the rest of us, but now he's into Ayn Rand.'

'Money is a wonderful thing. What a pity it's wasted on the rich.'

'Not only is he rich. He's rolling in it.'

OK Yah!

If they sentence me, I'll simply pay to refurbish the penitentiary. It will be my own little six star hotel!

"Yes, we're osbourne rich, but, no, we're not Olsen twin rich."

"Dave, we've done all right for ourselves, you and I. You've got this big office filled with expensive furnishings and fine art objects, a beautiful old house in Greenwich, a lovely wife and three swell kids, a Bentley, a Rolls, a Yacht, and I've got this

"The Duke and Duchess of A.T. & T., the Count and Countess of Citicorp, the Earl of Exxon, and the Marchioness of Avco. The Duke of Warnaco..."

"Farnsfield J. Nigelsmythe III. Need One Say More?"

"I was a ruthless, driven, unfeeling son of a b***h- and it worked out extremely well."

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."