Wealth Connoisseur T-Shirts

"Daddy just got sick of money for money's sake, so here we are in Washington."

"How little we really own, Tom, when you consider all there is to own?"

"Money can buy happiness, right?. . . Hey, just kidding!"

"Does being wealthy mean not having a worry in the world?"

"I've always admired you. I find your complete lack of compassion refreshing."

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

Men's business romper.

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

Greed.

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

The Personal ATM

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

"Can you take a video of me attacking the garbage so I can post it on Instagram?"

"The Duke and Duchess of A.T. & T., the Count and Countess of Citicorp, the Earl of Exxon, and the Marchioness of Avco. The Duke of Warnaco..."

"Are you sure I 'can't take it with me'? I brought some for you."

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

S**t Threw a Goose

'If content is king, why doesn't anybody want to pay for it.'

"Sponsoring Christmas this year was an act of sheer marketing genius."

"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

' Of course I didn't just marry you for your money dear.There was also your house in France,the Rolls Royce,your mother's diamonds...'

'There's a no-nonsense quality about TJ that I admire.'

Mark Zuckerberg

'Say what you like about Capitalism, it makes the gravy train run on time.'

The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!

'Amy, cancel all my appointments. I have enough money.'