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"I do have an embarrassment of riches. Oddly, however, I'm not at all embarrassed by it."

'He's so rich when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

Trading half a kingdom for a lesser steed!

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

"The Duke and Duchess of A.T. & T., the Count and Countess of Citicorp, the Earl of Exxon, and the Marchioness of Avco. The Duke of Warnaco..."

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

'This year, Sire, I've created a socko narrative of scatological raillery and rollicking nihilism which ends with a sexy justification for third quarter losses.'

"I welcome the discussion."

"Good God! Has the dollar fallen that far?"

Cat with Crown.

' Of course I didn't just marry you for your money dear.There was also your house in France,the Rolls Royce,your mother's diamonds...'

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

Tax Cuts Water the Economy.

'Ms. Clayton, we're counting on you to reverse this trend...'

A bride and her father walk down an aisle decorated with cost of the wedding.

'It's tax avoidance crackdown avoidance.'

Rolls Royce House and Car

Mouse King

King Solomon's Wedding"You may kiss the brides. You may also kiss the concubines, but don't make a big tzimmes about it."

"It may well be the root of all evil, but it's also the root of all this."

"The filthy rich"

"The Black Plague is getting worse, Sire, but the crime rate is WAY down!"