Riches Aficionado Gifts

"I do have an embarrassment of riches. Oddly, however, I'm not at all embarrassed by it."

'He's so rich when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

Trading half a kingdom for a lesser steed!

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

'This year, Sire, I've created a socko narrative of scatological raillery and rollicking nihilism which ends with a sexy justification for third quarter losses.'

"The Duke and Duchess of A.T. & T., the Count and Countess of Citicorp, the Earl of Exxon, and the Marchioness of Avco. The Duke of Warnaco..."

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

"I welcome the discussion."

"Good God! Has the dollar fallen that far?"

'This condo is the height of luxury, The sprinkler system sprays Perrier,'

Cat with Crown.

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

' Of course I didn't just marry you for your money dear.There was also your house in France,the Rolls Royce,your mother's diamonds...'

Mark Zuckerberg

'Ms. Clayton, we're counting on you to reverse this trend...'

Tax Cuts Water the Economy.

A bride and her father walk down an aisle decorated with cost of the wedding.

I told you the King wasn't ready for irony!

'It's tax avoidance crackdown avoidance.'

Rolls Royce House and Car

"Of course it's not a mirage - mirages don't wear Chanel No 5."

Mouse King

'Money isn't everything...but it should be.'

"It may well be the root of all evil, but it's also the root of all this."