Wealth Aficionados Gifts

"Will that be all, sir?"

Just married - and we're rich!

'Dear, you don't think this is too ostentatious, do you?'

"Owing to his Lordship's recent divorce, the hall is now open at half price"

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

Money Bar.

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

Greed.

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

"Are you sure I 'can't take it with me'? I brought some for you."

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

Lady in Card Shop sees Sympathy Cards section with 'Bear Market', 'Falling Dollar' and 'Inflation' categories.

"The Duke and Duchess of A.T. & T., the Count and Countess of Citicorp, the Earl of Exxon, and the Marchioness of Avco. The Duke of Warnaco..."

"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

' Of course I didn't just marry you for your money dear.There was also your house in France,the Rolls Royce,your mother's diamonds...'

Mark Zuckerberg

The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!

'Say what you like about Capitalism, it makes the gravy train run on time.'

"It covers up all the debt."

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

Financial Eyesight

'Our mutual fund management changed the name of the fund to clearly communicate their investment objectives. The fund is now called 'Make Money Anyway We Can'.'

'There's a no-nonsense quality about TJ that I admire.'

'Call me a cockeyed optimist but I still believe big executive bonuses and perks can buy happiness.'