Aficionado Of Luxury Gifts

Joan knew which side of her bread was buttered...

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

'He lives for his holidays.'

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

Elegant woman in backless dress.

Cat medal presentations take a long time

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

The Ladies Who Lurch.

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

Den Furniture

"Port outbound, starboard home."

"We’d like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand for a handbag."

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

Champagne Charlie.

'If you're not over-protective of your new SUV, then why on earth would you bring it way out here on our hunting trip?'

'This condo is the height of luxury, The sprinkler system sprays Perrier,'

"As for the meaning of life, it doesn't have to suck."