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Joan knew which side of her bread was buttered...

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

'He lives for his holidays.'

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

Cat medal presentations take a long time

Elegant woman in backless dress.

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

The Ladies Who Lurch.

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

Den Furniture

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

Champagne Charlie.

'If you're not over-protective of your new SUV, then why on earth would you bring it way out here on our hunting trip?'

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

"Port outbound, starboard home."

"We’d like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand for a handbag."

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

A bride and her father walk down an aisle decorated with cost of the wedding.