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"I find the full body money immersion quite therapeutic after a tough day."

The rich person's version of 'Honey I'm home!': 'Money I'm home.'

Happy cat.

'The next time you feel like drinking champagne from your slipper, don't wear open toe shoes.'

'Before we'd move in, we'd want an upgrade of the many rooms, you know....the Romney touch . . .'

Sloaney Pony.

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

The Day Dreamer.

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

The Ladies Who Lurch.

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

"My approach is nontraditional, but from a uniquely Western perspective."

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

"Port outbound, starboard home."

Champagne Charlie.

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'