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"It's not enough that I fly first class...my friends must also fly coach."

'My greatest asset is I'm so rich, I can't be bought by any interest group.'

"Oooohh, Young John has done well for himself."

"I'll be out of circulation for awhile."

When I make it, I like to see it.

"Looks are important, but I also like a man with lots of consumer confidence."

"I don't want to leave anyone or anything a goddamn cent!"

'I never forget where I cam from. It was right here.'

'People that say money can't buy happiness have never had money.'

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

'I'm not tall/dark/handsome/personable/witty...but I'm rich as hell!'

Man having dollars fed into his arms via IV drip.

A man employing a separate cleaner for each shoe

"I shall never forget Roger."

'Excuse me...I think they're trying to attract your attention.'

'You spoil that millionaire.'

'Abe Filibuster, I like your style.'

A Small Castle and a Big Castle.

'I understand he also has a trophy wife'

'I don't need a sense of humor. I'm rich.'

Bonus payments.

"From a puppy mill to this - I've done pretty well for myself."

It's Raining Money

"He's everything I want in a man."

"A widowed billionaire with a terminal disease. . . I admire that in a man!"

"You had me at chateau."

"Is he wealthy? Well, instead of changing his oil, he changes his car."

"He's a widowed eighty-year-old billionaire with a 'Do Not Resuscitate' tattoo...what's not to like?"

"This court finds you of becoming filthy rich and scandalously enjoying it".

'It's my only indulgence.'

Money Bar.

Jugular: Classic Car preferred by the wealthier vampire.

'You realize that the money fort is flaunting your wealth.'

Arlot Carlisle III - Third Generation 'Old Money'.

'Who serves Champagne at a funeral? - Someone who just inherited $50 million, that's who.'